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Stranger: HELLO I AM FROM INDIA
Stranger: I HAVE FOUR GOATS
You: Woah, easy on the caps there cowboy
Stranger: WHAT CAPS
You: COOLNESS CRUISE CONTROL
Stranger: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
You: NEITHER DO I MAN, NEITHER DO I
Stranger: THIS IS A MESS OF CONFUSION
You: OH NOES
Stranger: WHAT DOES NOES MEAN?
You: SO, ABOUT YOUR GOATS, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THOSE?
Stranger: NO! NO!
Stranger: I MUST MILK THEM
Stranger: WE DONT MILK COWS THOUGH
Stranger: THEY'RE SACRED
You: I EAT COWS
You: THEY'RE YUMMY
Stranger: SIR, I AM OFFENDED
You: I AM TRULY SORRY
Stranger: THEN AGAIN
You: I WAS ONLY STATING MY HONEST OPINION
Stranger: I WORK AT ONLY DUNKIN DONUTS IN DELHI
You: COOL, WHAT IS THE FOOD LIKE?
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: WE HAVE GOAT FLAT-BREADS
You: HOW MANY RUPEES ARE THOSE?
Stranger: AND DONUTS MADE FROM SHEEP
Stranger: VERY EXPENSIVE
Stranger: ALMOST AS MUCH AS AN APARTMENT
You: SO 1$ WORTH OF GAS WOULD COST HOW MUCH?
Stranger: WE DONT HAVE CARS
Stranger: ONLY GOATS
You: YOU MUST BE A VERY RICH MAN, OWNING FOUR GOATS
Stranger: YES, YES
You: YOU MUST ALSO HAVE FOUR WIVES THEN, TO TAKE CARE OF THE GOATS
Stranger: NO, ONLY FIVE
Stranger: MY HUT NOW HAS STEAM POWER
You: AW CRAP, MY HUT RUNS ON GAS
You: YOU LUCKY BASTARD
Stranger: SO I CAN WATCH MY FAVORITE EPISODES OF LEAVE IT TO HARIBMADESH FOR TWO HOURS A DAY
You: THAT'S MY FAV SHOW ALSO!
You: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT LATEST EPISODE IN WHICH HARIBMADESH FELL DOWN A WELL AND CURSED A LOT?
Stranger: NO!
You: IT IS SO COOL!
Stranger: LAST TIME I SAW HARIBMADESH HE WAS CHASING TIGERS
Stranger: AND GAVE THEM MANY MANY INFRACTIONS FOR MOLESTING COW
You: THAT EPISODE IS SOOOOOO FEBRUARY
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH MY MANY TRIPS
You: HAVE YOU BEEN TO NICARAGUA?
Stranger: NO!!
You: I AM FROM NICARAGUA
Stranger: ONLY TO INDIA
You: FROM LAKE TITICACA
Stranger: AND FRENCH POLYNESIA
You: THE FRENCH MAKE CHEESE OUT OF COW MILK
Stranger: OH SO YOU ARE FROM THAT PLACE WHERE THE BEAVIS LIVES
You: YES, I KNOW THE BEAVIS
Stranger: OHHH VERY NICE
You: HE ONCE TOLD ME THAT I SMELLED FUNNY
Stranger: DID I ALSO MENTION I HAVE MANY MANY CHICKENS
You: I HAVE MANY CHICKS ALSO
Stranger: WE TAKE THEIR EGGS
You: I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT
Stranger: AND FEED THEM TO COWS
You: I NEVER TAKE THEIR EGGS THOUGH
You: DO COWS EAT EGGS?
Stranger: ONLY IF YOU MUSH THEM UP WITH GRASS
Stranger: REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Stranger: OR ELSE YOU WILL BE JOBLESS
You: I WILL, MAYBE SOME COW WILL ASK FOR SOME EGG MASH SOME DAY, SO I WON'T COME UNPREPARED TO THAT EPIC EVENT
Stranger: ALWAYS REMEMBER
Stranger: THE COW WILL BE RUDE
You: WE DON'T HAVE COWS IN NICARAGUA :(
Stranger: YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO COW
Stranger: THEN LET COW EAT MUSH FROM YOUR HAND
You: AH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVISE, WISE ONE FROM INDIA
Stranger: WELL, I MUST GO NOW
Stranger: MY STEAM RUNS LOW
You: GO!
Stranger: I MUST PUT WIFE IN SUBMISSION
You: HURRY!
Stranger: BUH BYE
You: BYE MY FRIEND
You: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
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