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Stranger: asl?
You: nope, sorry
Stranger: well then
Stranger: what to talk about?
You: good question
You: haven't thought about that to be honest
Stranger: well think somethin up :)
You: okay
You: if I put a cat in a box
You: an ordinary cat, just any cat
You: and if I add a device that will kill the cat at a random point in time
You: and I close the box
You: will the cat be both alive and dead as long as I keep the box closed?
Stranger: itll be alive until its dead
Stranger: but youll know when it dies
You: but you can't know that
You: the box is closed
Stranger: cuz it wont be alive
Stranger: open it
You: but that would ruin the experiment
You: I'm interested in the cat's well being while the box is closed
You: see, this is a test to determine wether or not my interaction changes anything
Stranger: i dont really care, as long as the cat makes me a damn sammich before u put it in the box
You: the cat is not a metaphor for a woman
Stranger: fj?
You: explain yourself
Stranger: funnyjunk?
You: nope
Stranger: well get the woman to make me a sammich
You: I was talking about a cat, not a woman
Stranger: im talkin about u
Stranger: and sammiches
You: but since you seem overly interested in women, let's talk about women
Stranger: ok, like wat
Stranger: how ur a woman?
You: like what would happen if you put a woman in a box with a lethal random device and close the lid
Stranger: same as the cat, as long as i get a sammich, it doesnt matter
Stranger: box=kitchen, and weapon=sammich
You: but does this sandwich contain peanut butter?
Stranger: no, it contains turkey, tomatoes, and cheese
You: why no peanut butter?
Stranger: because it doesnt go with turkey
You: neither does greece
Stranger: well if u wanna get technical
You: i'm always interested in technical problems
You: your sandwich concept is pretty unstable
Stranger: im interested in sammiches
Stranger: it would be more stable if u would shut ur woman mouth and get in the kitchen like a real woman and make me a sammich. women arent supposed to think
You: I agree entirely
Stranger: i agree with beer
You: what beer?
Stranger: and a damn sammich that ur makin me
You: you can't agree with beer, unless it's the beer talking
Stranger: call me keith stone
Stranger: the beer talks
You: okay keith
You: or do you prefer mister stone?
Stranger: i prefer a damn sammich
Stranger: hurry up
Stranger: woman
You: why aren't all men like you?
You: I mean, you care
Stranger: i do care
You: you care for a woman's well being
Stranger: as long as the woman is being well
Stranger: at makin sammiches
Stranger: which u r not
Stranger: so get in the kitchen and make me some pie
You: pie?
You: why not cake?
Stranger: pumpkin
Stranger: pie
Stranger: the cake is a lie
You: now that's weet
You: what do you want with your pie, hun?
You: beer, as usual?
Stranger: cake is a crime, and crimes are for niggers
You: just don't hit me this time
You: the world could use some more niggers
Stranger: i wont, but u have 30 minutes and u better come out of that kitchen with a pie, a sammich, and a cold beer
You: and a nigger?
Stranger: yea, christmas wrapped
You: do you want the small one we cought last year, or a new one?
Stranger: get me a new one
You: well make us a new one, since we're both niggers
Stranger: bend over
You: no, you bend over
Stranger: im the man, u bend over
You: I'm into interesting positions
You: you bend over
Stranger: dammit woman gimme some ass
You: you'll get your ass
You: just bend over already
Stranger: ok
You: that's better
Stranger: now wat
You: now you just keep still, this will only hurt for the fist few minutes
You: it'll get numb after that
Stranger: well fuck ur shit, NIGGER
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