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You: The best word to start a conversation with.
Stranger: i always thought it was formidable.
You: I've even used it at the funeral of you mom.
You: We all went to the pub afterwards.
Stranger: hmm, that women needed a good blast to the face.
You: You sure gave it to her! I couldn't tell the difference between her face and the bottom of the pine box they put her in.
Stranger: mhm, sometimes a pimp needs to keep all his ladies in check.
Stranger: all his ladies.
You: Anyway, after we went to the pub, we went by your house to pick up the goods.
Stranger: did you find them okay?
Stranger: i tried to hide them so youd find them and marge would leave them alone
You: No, I only want to know if you've still got them.
Stranger: oh, id have to check. ive forgotten all about them
You: Go check. I don't want any escaping.
You: With your kids around it could turn ugly real fast.
Stranger: oh dont worry, jamies at camp for the weekend, and alyssas at the movies with friend
Stranger: and yes all of its still here
You: Okay, be sure you've got the stuff ready and prepared for shipment tomorrow morning.
Stranger: okay. you sure you have a safe place for them?
Stranger: to ship in i mean
You: I'll send John over to take care of the goods. He's got this big white van.
Stranger: okay. just make sure it doesnt get wet. thats one thing we cannot let happen
You: By the way, John likes his coffee with two sugars and a pinch of salt.
You: They might go apeshit if they get wet. Good point.
Stranger: okay. what about creamer? flavored or regular for the coffe?
You: None. He's allergic to cream related stuff. He'll die on the spot if you give any milk based product to him.
You: John's a little simple minded. So he'll have trouble keeping your kids and the goods apart. Be absolutely sure they're not at home tomorrow morning.
Stranger: and by the way, if you see jhound tell him im sorry that he never got his order. kendra just wouldnt give me it without the money....
Stranger: oh and tell him i still need a clearence on #782
You: Right. I thought I took care of Kendra. Too bad.
You: Didn't you get the memo? We don't talk about 782 anymore.
Stranger: yeah but "chank" told me he needed the clearence. he hasnt gotten it yet, and he needs it destroyed. hes afraid to let anyone else do it.
You: Who's Chank? Chang Li Ban Moen is the guy for our Chinese business. Do you mean him?
Stranger: no. but you mean to tell me you havent heard? chanks now incharge. he was bennys kid and hes in the spot after, well you know what happened.
You: No, that can't be. Benny's right here.
Stranger: benny lorcarda?
You: Yeah, that Benny. Who else?
Stranger: well, t least tell benny his kids doing a fine job with this "business".
You: You know we'll have to come back and take care of Patrick.
Stranger: why, what happened?
You: Patrick had to have a hand in this. Only he knew about Benny's kid.
You: He got his cut from the Lacruz deal, but that apparently wasn't enough.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.