You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Horse?
Stranger: age/sex/location?
You: Okay, that.
You: I just wanted to know if you're a horse.
Stranger: sure......
You: Yes.
You: You're not a horse?
Stranger: im your mom bitch, quit watching porn you creep monkey fuck
You: Horses don't talk like that. Horses are friendly.
Stranger: i am your mom, thunder cunt
Stranger: you gonna let your mom talk to you like this?
You: So you are a horse!
Stranger: i knew you were a pussy
You: No, a horse.
You: Pussies have fangs, horses don't.
Stranger: go away creep
You: I'm not going away.
You: Because you're my mom.
You: That would be rude, wouldn't it?
Stranger: i can careless
You: I think you're mean to me. But that turns me on a bit, mom.
Stranger: im digusted to say that you are my daughter.
You: Yes mom. Can't help it.
Stranger: gross pig
You: No, a pig has a funny nose and rolls around in it's own shit. Horses don't.
Stranger: mommies little mistake, down by the lake
You: I know you've been raped mom. That horse was mean.
Stranger: its not rape if you enjoy it, queer
You: But where's daddy now?
Stranger: that horse is your dad
Stranger: quit talking shit
You: Why won't you tell me where my daddy is?
Stranger: running away from your ugly ass
Stranger: i got stuck with you
You: No, an ass is a littlebit different from a horse.
You: Horses are bigger usually.
Stranger: not you, you are as big as a horse
You: Because I am a horse, mom.
You: So are you, you've just told me so.
Stranger: yeah i am, you happy?
You: I'm so happy now.
Stranger: did the truth make you cum?
You: This is my happy face.
You: Make me what?
You: Oh mom, you're dilusional again.
Stranger: ha, nice convo:b
You: Well played, good stranger.
Stranger: what can i say?, im a natural
Stranger: asl? for real
You: I'm a horse. For real.
Stranger: eh....
Stranger: the third time this happens to me
You: What has happened?
Stranger: talking to a horse
You: Yep, that's what you get when talking to strangers on Omegle.
Stranger: chatroulette is better
You: We horses have finally found a way to communicate with the world without being just plain weird.
Stranger: why the long face?
Stranger: no offence
You: Like I haven't heard that one before.
You: It's because I've got an extra long row of teeth to chew my grass with.
You: And it makes me look extra-cute :)
Stranger: cute is the new ugly....
You: Ladies love my long face. They often kiss me right on the nose.
Stranger: down in texas, some horses got the west nile virus from mosquitoes
You: I know, it's a tragedy.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/bull-impales-spanish-matador-julio-aparicio-his-throat-50962/
You: I've spoken with a few relatives of some of the families, but they can't seem to work out the exact reason why.
You: That's not a horse. It's a cow.
Stranger: its the baby mosquitoes in the water
You: Some horses have gone up north to Canada.
You: They hope they'll be safe there.
Stranger: copy and paste the link on the browser thing on top
You: Right, how do you think I manage that?
You: Have you ever seen my feet? I can't use a mouse, even if I wanted to.
Stranger: just do it, dont be an ass
You: I'm not. I'm a horse.
Stranger: loser, get a life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.